cray cray

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

this book was written thirteen years ago

“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo